my life

that's it

that's the joke


im in slytherin.


Ms Annabella Palopoli,
The Cupboard under the Stairs,
4 Privet Drive,
Little Whinging,
Surrey




Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'entrate. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

students out of bed





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I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

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EA GAMES

challenge everything

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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

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